slipped on a queef

Children having “accidents” are an everyday occurrence for Hedi Stella and her mom-friends.

When it becomes evident to the other moms that it’s Hedi who can’t handle the pressure, the women let their dirty secret slip. It's Queef Jeans. But with Hedi’s upcoming date with the city’s rich, widowed doctor just two days away, can the online-only jeans be ordered to arrive at her house before the Nature Walk Gala? Only time and common scents will tell.